1. There are plenty of ways to enter
a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text
message.
3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
4. If a street performer makes you
stop walking, you owe him a buck.
5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to
your home team or your government.
6. When entrusted with a secret,
keep it.
7. Don’t underestimate free throws
in a game of ‘horse’.
8. Just because you can doesn't mean
you should.
9. Don’t dumb it down.
10. You only get one chance to
notice a new haircut.
11. If you’re staying more than one
night, unpack.
12. Never park in front of a bar.
13. Expect the seat in front of you
to recline. Prepare accordingly.
14. Keep a picture of your first
fish, first car, and first boy/girlfriend.
15. Hold your heroes to a high
standard.
16. A suntan is earned, not bought.
17. Never lie to your doctor.
18. All guns are loaded.
19. Don’t mention sunburns. Believe
me, they know.
20. The best way to show thanks is
to wear it. Even if it’s only once.
21. Take a vacation of your cell
phone, internet, and TV once a year.
22. Don’t fill up on bread, no
matter how good.
23. A handshake beats an autograph.
24. Don’t linger in the doorway. In
or out.
25. If you choose to go in drag,
don’t sell yourself short.
26. If you want to know what makes
you unique, sit for a caricature.
27. Never get your hair cut the day
of a special event.
28. Be mindful of what comes between
you and the Earth. Always buy good shoes, tires, and sheets.
29. Never eat lunch at your desk if
you can avoid it.
30. When you’re with new friends,
don’t just talk about old friends.
31. Eat lunch with the new kids.
32. When traveling, keep your wits
about you.
33. It’s never too late for an
apology.
34. Don’t pose with booze.
35. If you have the right of way,
take it.
36. You don’t get to choose your own
nickname.
37. When you marry someone, remember
you marry their entire family.
38. Never push someone off a dock.
39. Under no circumstances should
you ask a woman if she’s pregnant.
40. It’s not enough to be proud of
your ancestry; live up to it.
41. Don’t make a scene.
42. When giving a thank you speech,
short and sweet is best.
43. Know when to ignore the camera.
44. Never gloat.
45. Invest in good luggage.
46. Make time for your mom on your
birthday. It’s her special day, too.
47. When opening presents, no one
likes a good guesser.
48. Sympathy is a crutch, never fake
a limp.
49. Give credit. Take blame.
50. Suck it up every now and again.
51. Never be the last one in the
pool.
52. Don’t stare.
53. Address everyone that carries a
firearm professionally.
54. Stand up to bullies. You’ll only
have to do it once.
55. If you've made your point, stop
talking.
56. Admit it when you’re wrong.
57. If you offer to help don’t quit
until the job is done.
58. Look people in the eye when you
thank them.
59. Thank the bus driver.
60. Never answer the phone at the
dinner table.
61. Forgive yourself for your
mistakes.
62. Know at least one good joke.
63. Don’t boo. Even the ref is
somebody’s son.
64. Know how to cook one good meal.
65. Learn to drive a stick shift.
66. Be cool to younger kids.
Reputations are built over a lifetime.
67. It’s okay to go to the movies by
yourself.
68. Dance with your mother/father.
69. Don’t lose your cool. Especially
at work.
70. Always thank the host.
71. If you don’t understand, ask
before it’s too late.
72. Know the size of your
boy/girlfriend’s clothes.
73. There is nothing wrong with a
plain t-shirt.
74. Be a good listener. Don’t just
wait for your turn to talk.
75. Keep your word.
76. In college, always sit in the
front. You’ll stand out immediately.
77. Carry your mother’s bags. She
carried you for nine months.
78. Be patient with airport
security. They’re just doing their jobs.
79. Don’t be the talker in a movie.
80. The opposite sex likes people
who shower.
81. You are what you do, not what
you say.
82. Learn to change a tire.
83. Be kind. Everyone has a hard
fight ahead of them.
84. An hour with grandparents is
time well spent. Ask for advice when you need it.
85. Don’t litter.
86. If you have a sister, get to
know her boyfriend. Your opinion is important.
87. You won’t always be the
strongest or the fastest. But you can be the toughest.
88. Never call someone before 9am or
after 9pm.
89. Buy the orange properties in
Monopoly.
90. Make the little things count.
91. Always wear a bra at work.
92. There is a fine line between
looking sultry and slutty. Find it.
93. You’re never too old to need
your mom.
94. Ladies, if you make the decision
to wear heels on the first date, commit to keeping them on and keeping your
trap shut about how much your feet kill.
95. Know the words to your national
anthem.
96. Your dance moves might not be
the best, but I promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on
the bench alone.
97. Smile at strangers.
98. Make goals.
99. Being old is not dictated by
your bedtime.
100. If you have to fight, punch
first and punch hard.
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